This Is NOT What We Mean By The Pick Up Counter!
Me: “Hi, welcome to [Fast Food Place], what can I get you?”
Customer: “Your phone number.”
Me: “Nope. That pickup line was old when my parents were young.”
Customer: “You could say I’m old-fashioned.”
Me: “I have a girlfriend.”
Customer: “You’re a lesbian? What a waste of a pretty girl!”
Me: “I’m actually bisexual but men like you make me swing that dial closer to full lesbian every time!”
