This Is Not His First PG-13 Rodeo
Me: “Hi! Welcome to [Movie Theater]!”
Kid: “Twelve.”
Me: “What?”
Kid: “What?”
Me: “What?”
Kid: “Twelve!”
Me: “…”
Kid: “You asked how old I was, right?”
Me: “No, I said, ‘Hi, welcome to [Movie Theatre].’”
Kid: “Oh, well, I’m twelve. I have my ID if you want to see it.”
