This Is How You Signal The Mothman

I’m outside guiding cars onto the track when a customer in a compact SUV rolls down his window halfway and looks concerned.

Customer: “Uh, does this take the bugs off?”

Me: “Yes, sir, especially with the premium wash. The brushes and pre-soak are made for that.”

Customer: “Good, because I drove through like… I don’t know, a moth apocalypse last night.”

I walk around to check the front of his car, and his description is shockingly accurate. I easily count over twenty dead moths on his windshield alone.

Me: “Were… were you aiming for them?”

Customer: “They were aiming for me!”

We were able to clean his car, but I also asked him where this happened so I can plan an alternative route!