This Is Going To Be Double The Trouble

Caller: “I can’t install [Software]!”

Me: “Okay, let’s go through the install process.”

We get through the installation slowly but surely. Now he has to open it by double-clicking.

Caller: “It’s not opening!”

Me: “I heard you only click once. You need to double-click.”

I hear him click once, count to three, and then click again.

Me: “It needs to be a lot quicker than that. A one-two!”

I suddenly hear him clicking violently multiple times. I lose count of how many times he’s clicking.

Caller: “Aaargh! Why are there so many things?!”