This Is Confusing Six Ways From Sunday
Me: “Okay, here’s your cup and here’s your number. We’ll bring the food to your table once it’s ready.”
Customer: “Uh, I know this is weird, but could I possibly have a different number? I don’t like this one.”
(I look at the number he has — six — and then back at him.)
Me: “Uh… sure.”
(I hand him another number and watch him leave. I then turn to the expo line and tell my coworker that his ticket is for another number, not six.)
Me: “He just said he didn’t like his number and wanted another one.”
Coworker: “Was he joking?”
Me: “I really don’t know.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?