This Idea Completely Socks

(I’m in the kitchen when I notice something odd about the chairs.)

Me: *yelling to next room* “Mom! Did you do something to the chairs?”

Mom: “I saw it in a magazine. They’re called Chair Socks!”

(I stare at the chairs, which are now wearing several pairs of Mom’s old socks over their tennis ball feet.)

Me: “I don’t think this is what they meant.”