This Humor Is Rated Parental Misguidance

I was recently reminded of a time I nearly got myself in trouble

I was at my local zoo with the family, and as wifey went off to get us all a bite to eat, I was watching kiddo play in the playpark. A woman came up to me, and she seemed pleasant enough, and asked me:

Woman: “So… which one’s yours then?”

Me: “Dunno, haven’t decided yet.”

THANKFULLY, at that moment, the kiddo runs up and goes:

My Kid: “Daddy, did you see…”

The woman looked at me with concern, and I made a mental note to be VERY careful with my dark humour around strangers.