This Headbanger Is No Head-Scratcher

We’re having an impromptu meeting in the main office. Basically, the CEO is talking about something that needs to be done his way.

The radio has been left on at a very low, barely audible volume, and a very famous song with a catchy four-note riff is next. Picture five well-dressed secretaries in their forties sitting at their desks who, one by one, begin headbanging, and a totally oblivious CEO who still goes on with his pep talk, walking back and forth.

Then, an employee comes into the office, carrying some paperwork. He sees the scene and goes white.

Employee: “I’ll just come back when you’re done with the ritual.”