This Franchise Doesn’t Own Them… Yet
I work in a members-only lounge at a popular theme park. We provide an air-conditioned space with charging stations, as well as free soda and coffee machines. There is also a [Coffee Shop] located just across the plaza in the park. This happens on the day [Coffee Shop] releases its Unicorn [Drink].
A customer approaches me at the check-in for the lounge.
Customer: “I’m here for my free Unicorn [Drink].”
Me: “I’m sorry?”
Customer: “I heard you give free Unicorn [Drink]s to members. I want one.”
Me: “Do you mean the new [Coffee Shop] drink?”
Customer: “Yes. Someone in line had a coffee and said that they got it here for free. So I want a Unicorn [Drink].”
I realize what must have happened.
Me: “I’m sorry, sir, they must have meant our complimentary coffee. We do have a Keurig machine in the lounge that is for member use, but it’s just decaf or regular. We aren’t affiliated with [Coffee Shop].”
Customer: “What do you mean? [Theme Park] owns [Coffee Shop]!”
Me: “No, we don’t.”
Customer: “Yes, you do! I walked past one right outside!”
Me: “We have a partnership wherein we sell their coffee in their stores on property. But even if we did own them, the Unicorn [Drink] is a seven-dollar specialty drink. There is no way we could afford to give away thousands of those for free every day. You’re welcome to come up for a complimentary coffee, or if you really want the Unicorn [Drink], [Coffee Shop] is—”
The customer turns to go:
Customer: “I know where it is! The guest service here has taken a nosedive! [Founder of Theme Park] is turning over in his grave!”
Me: “Have a magical day!”
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