This Flight Is Going Down (Under)

(A colleague and I are travelling to Cocoa Beach, Florida. The nearest commercial airport is in Melbourne, Florida, about ten minutes south. He’s an Australian engineer, with a very heavy accent. He gets the company credit card and arranges our air travel.)

Coworker: “Al ‘ight, [My Name]. Gotcher ticket to Melbourne right here!”

Me: “Melbourne, Florida, right?”