This Fitting Room Ain’t Big Enough For The Both Of Us

, , , , , | Right | November 27, 2020

I am shopping at a large discount department store and I decide to try on a few items of clothing.

Me: “Hello. May I try on these clothes?”

Employee: “Certainly. I see you have five items. Here is the tag—”

A random shopper pushes in between myself and the employee.

Random Shopper: “Can I try these on?”

Employee: “Excuse me, I was helping this lady first.”

Random Shopper: “Oh, okay.” *Doesn’t move*

Employee: “So… could you please move so this lady can get into the fitting rooms?”

Random Shopper: “Oh.” *Moves slightly to the side*

Me: “Excuse me, can I please get into the fitting room?”

Random Shopper: “Oh, okay, can I try these on, too?”

The employee just handed me the tag and gestured me through while rolling her eyes at the random woman.

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