This Father Of Invention Is Not A Necessity

(I’m reorganizing the baby department of our store when I witness a customer walk towards his heavily pregnant wife with the largest diaper bag I have ever seen.)

Customer: “Honey, I got an idea! Let’s save money on the stroller by just buying this one and carrying the baby around in the main pocket!”

(I almost laugh when she gives him a look that I can only describe as, “Just No.” He turns around and starts walking back to his older children and looks genuinely disappointed.)

Customer: “Sorry, girls. Mom says we can’t do that.”

(I don’t know if he was actually serious or not, but he’s got two older daughters who seem just fine, so I guess Mom vetoes all of his zanier ideas.)