This Family Is Lawless
(I’m stocking shelves at work, when a customer approaches me.)
Man: “Excuse me, is [Manager] working today?”
Me: “Yeah, he should be in his office. Should I go get him?”
Man: “If you could, please. By the way, I’m [Name]; I’m [Manager]’s brother-in-law. Could you tell him that his sister’s here, too?”
Me: “Okay, I’ll be right back.”
(I go into my manager’s office to inform him that his relatives are waiting for him.)
Me: “Hey, [Manager], your brother-in-law is here; he wants to see you.”
Manager: “What?! I don’t have a brother-in-law!”
Me: *shocked* “Um, do you at least have a sister?”
Manager: “Oh, wait, are you talking about [Name]?”
Me: “Yeah?”
Manager: “Ugh, he’s getting ahead of himself again. He’s just the father of my niece; he’s not actually my brother-in-law yet.”
(My manager exits his office and goes out to the shop floor.)
Manager: “Hey! [Name]! Hurry up and marry my sister already, you lazy son-of-a-b****!”
Manager’s Sister: *turns red at the sight of every customer within earshot staring at them*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?