This Experience Is A Roller Coaster Ride

(I’m sitting at a friend’s house after recently coming home from a nearby amusement park that recently debuted a new roller coaster which features a shed at the end. I am a huge fan of roller coasters but my friend is not, due to a bad experience with a dangerous roller coaster that was discontinued.)

Me: “You really need to go next time; I think you’d like the new ride they have now.”

Friend: “I don’t go to [Park] anymore, you know, after the [Dangerous Coaster] almost killed me.”

Me: “They got rid off that. There’s a new one where it used to be, too. And they just opened the [Coaster With Shed].”

Friend: “I give little to no s***s about that. What is in the shed, though?”

Me: “Disappointments…”