This Date Is Virtually Dead

| UT, USA | Romantic | April 12, 2012

(My brother and his girlfriend are playing a video game. We’re on a particularly bad level, with swarms of enemies appearing at once. He accidentally shoots her when she strafes in front of him, killing her.)

Girlfriend: “What was that?”

Brother: “Uh, I think I killed you. Well, they were going to kill you anyway. I just didn’t want them to do it. Nobody kills my girlfriend but me!”

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