This Customer’s Writing Must Be Fire
Customer: “Do you sell pens?”
Me: “No, ma’am.”
We sold all kinds of random crap, though, so I wasn’t all that surprised to be asked that.
Customer: *With great shock and dismay.* “I can’t believe you don’t sell pens!”
Me: “We’re a liquor store, ma’am.”
Customer: “Every liquor store sells pens!” *Looks around, wild-eyed.* “Here! Look! You do sell pens! Here’s a bunch of pens right here!”
Me: “Ma’am, those are lighters.”
Customer: “Well, I call them pens!”
At least she bought a bunch!
