(The customer picks up a gift card. It has a picture of a pressed peanut plant on it.)
Customer: “What’s this?”
Me: “It’s a peanut plant. We have a local artist that does designs in pressed flowers.”
Customer: “That’s not what this is.”
Me: “Well, a peanut plant isn’t a flower. But this is Virginia, and we do like our peanuts!
Customer: “I mean, this is not a plant!”
Me: “It’s a card with a picture of a plant on it.”
Customer: “A card? Well, you shouldn’t say it’s a plant then. It’s misleading.”