This Customer Is A Different Kettle Of Fish
Customer: “I’ll get the fish and chips.”
Me: “Would you like cod or walleye?”
Customer: “What’s the difference?”
Me: “They’re both prepared the same way. The only difference is the fish.”
Customer: “What are you talking about? Fish is fish!”
Me: “Yes, but they are two different kinds of fish.”
Customer: “There are different kinds of fish?”
Me: “…Yes, sir.”
Customer: “No, I don’t think that’s right. Fish is just… fish. They’re all fish.”
Me: “The cast of Finding Nemo would disagree with you, sir.”
Customer: “Yeah, but that’s just a cartoon.”
Me: “Based on real fish. All the animals in Finding Nemo are real.”
Customer: “Wait, Finding Nemo was a true story?”
Me: “…”
He settled on the cod based on my recommendation, but then he wanted a refund because “it tastes nothing like the McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish”…
