This Customer Is A Big No-No

, , | Right | October 10, 2018

(I work at a typically quiet coffee shop. A customer comes in with his laptop and starts playing videos. He doesn’t have headphones, so the volume is bothering other customers. I approach him.)

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but I’m going to have to ask you to turn that off.”

Customer: “No.”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “No.”

Me: “But—”

(The customer raises a hand to silence me. He types something, and then plays a video of a deep voice repeatedly saying, “No.”)

Me: “Do I have to get the cops?”

Customer: *pause* “No.” *leaves*

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