This Customer Can Go Truck Himself
Caller: “I want to order pizza. I’m f****** hungry.”
Me: “Okay, let’s get your details. What’s your address?”
Caller: “Exit 49.”
Me: “Um, that’s not a complete address. Unfortunately, I can’t complete an order unless it has a complete address, due to the POS system that we have installed.”
Caller: “I’m in a f****** semi, and I’m f****** hungry. GET ME A F****** PIZZA!”
Me: “Unfortunately, I can not complete your order unless you have a complete address. Perhaps you could come pick it up instead?”
Caller: “Well, F*** YOU! I’m in a F****** SEMI and I’m F****** HUNGRY! There is no F****** way I’m driving my F****** truck all the way out there!”
Me: “Unfortunately, I can not help you there. Besides, Exit 49 is outside of our delivery area. Have a good day, sir.”
(The caller hangs up immediately and I quickly inform my manager. The caller calls back less than a minute later.)
Caller: “I want to order pizza. I’m f****** hungry!”
Manager: “Were you the one who called earlier, asking for a delivery to a semi?”
Caller: “YES! And the other chick wa—”
Manager: “She does not get paid enough to deal with a**holes like you, and frankly, neither do I. Have a good day!” *click*
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