This Couple Rocks
(I am waiting at the bus stop for my bus, and talking to my fiancé on the phone.)
Fiancé: “That was a good one!”
Me: “Of course it was! I said it!”
Fiancé: “Well, you are pretty sharp, like a…”
(His pause lasts for about 10 seconds before I decide to help him out.)
Me: “…a knife?”
Fiancé: *immediately after* “A rock!”
Me: “A rock?!”
Fiancé: “A knife!” *few seconds pause* “I don’t know where rock came from. I said knife right after!”
Me: “I said it first! And isn’t the saying that someone is a dull as a rock?”
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