This Could Get Hairy, Part 2

(My husband and I are talking about him possibly getting on Ritalin. In the past, these medications have made him overly aggressive, so I suggest a testosterone inhibitor to counter it. I have 44DD breasts.)

Husband: “Something to lower my testosterone?! Are you crazy? I don’t want my boobs to get bigger. I’ll look like you! I’d end up with big boobs and a hairy chest!”

(I look at him like I want to kill him.)

Husband: “That didn’t come out right.”