This Cook Actually Spoiled The Broth

(My grandmother is a terrible cook. One St. Patrick’s Day, she makes corned beef and cabbage. My sister and I are totally turned off by the smell and the weird color, and she finally coaxes us to try one tiny bite. We both spit it out and make gagging noises.)

Grandma: *exasperated* “FINE! I am never cooking for you girls ever again.”

Sister & Me: *in unison* “Thank you!”

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