This Conversation Stopped With A Jerk

| Romantic | February 21, 2012

(My boyfriend and I are chatting via webcam before bed. I’m complaining about one of my professors.)

Boyfriend: “Just tell me who you want killed, and I’ll do it for you.”

(I am silent.)

Boyfriend: “I’m not hearing names.”

Me: “I’m too tired to be a jerk.”

Boyfriend: “But you’re never too tired to be a jerk!”

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