This Conversation Is Clanky

I used to work at a shoe shop called ‘Clarks’, which is famous in the UK. The logo of the store is the name written in cursive.

Customer: “Can I get some clanks?”

Me: “Are… are those a type of shoe?”

Customer: “Clanks! Your name outside! You sell clanks!”

Me: “Sir, that’s ‘Clarks’. The name of the shop is Clarks, and we sell shoes.”

Customer: “Oh… well then what are clanks?”

Me: “I don’t know, sir. You’re the one that walked in here wanting some.”

Customer: “Hmm, well I don’t need shoes. I’ll come back if you decide to sell clanks.”

Me: “I’ll… make a note of that, sir.”