This Conversation Has Gone To The Dogs, Part 2
Caller: “I need you to resend [order].”
Me: “I can see that the item arrived on time, sir. Did you not receive it?”
Caller: “I did but the post office left it on my porch and my dog ripped it open and destroyed it!”
Me: “That’s frustrating, but it’s not the fault of our company.”
Caller: “It’s not mine either!”
What I say next, I say without thinking.
Me: “So your dog owes you a replacement, then?”
Caller: “…”
Me: “Maybe you should take it up with the post office, sir?”
Caller: “You just made me sound ridiculous!” *Click.*
