This Christmas, All Through The House, Someone Is Stirring More Than A Mouse

(My sister, her husband, and I have travelled to our hometown to spend Christmas with our parents. My parents are religious and go to church on Christmas Eve, but my sister, my brother-in-law, and I stay home.)

Sister: “Hey, do you want to go see [Movie] tonight?”

Me: “Yeah, sure.”

Sister: “Great, it’s at [time], at [Theatre near our house].”

Me: “Sounds good.”

(I get myself organized and call to them.)

Me: “Hey, I’m ready to go any time!”

Sister: “Great, have fun!”

Me: “You’re not coming?”

Sister: “No, um… [Brother-In-Law] doesn’t feel like going.”

(Slightly annoyed, but still wanting to see the movie, I go out. I text my friend in my city while waiting for the movie to start and tell him what happened. He replies:)

Friend: “Ha! I bet they wanted you out of the house at the same time as your parents so they could have sex!”

Me: *dawning comprehension* “G**D*** IT!”

Friend: “Merry Christmas!”