This Channel Will Self-Destruct In 10 Commercials
(This customer has a problem with his remote control. I help him reprogram it and everything is working just fine now.)
Me: “Well, sir, it looks like we got everything working. If you ever have a problem with your remote control, we do have instructions on how to program them on our website.”
Customer: “Thank you. I am a little worried about breaking this thing though.”
Me: “Don’t worry, through normal use, you shouldn’t have a problem.”
Customer: “Are you sure?”
Me: *jokingly* “Just don’t hit the self-destruct button and you’ll be fine.”
(There is a long moment of silence.)
Customer: “Um, I can’t find the self-destruct button.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.