This Cannot End Well, Part 2
I am working a late shift as a cashier when a trio of students from a local university, judging by their sweatshirts, come into my lane pushing a cart full of what is probably all the personal lubricant we had on the shelves.
Student #1: “Do you think this is enough to make a slip-n-slide indoors?”
Me: “Uh…”
Student #2: “Eh, don’t worry, [Student #1]. We have until Saturday. We’ll figure it out by then.”
They came in a few times after that, but most of their purchases were perfectly normal things. I wish I had asked them if it was enough.
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This Cannot End Well
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
