This Bronco Bucked Back
Editors' Choice, Health & Body, Karma/Comeuppance, Liars/Scammers, Restaurant, USA | Right
| January 17, 2023
I answer the phone at the restaurant.
Customer: “I ate there yesterday, and you got me sick! What are you going to do about it?!”
Me: “I’m so sorry. When did you eat here, and what did you eat?”
Customer: “Fish and chips. I ate it during the football game.”
Me: “I’m so sorry. Did you see a doctor?”
Customer: *Long stream of swearing* “I want you to pay me.”
Me: “Wait, did you say during the game?”
Customer: “Yes!”
Me: “The Broncos?”
Customer: “Yes!”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t open until 5:00 pm. The kickoff was at 11:00 am. There is no way you ate here during the game.”
Customer: “…s***.” *Click*
