This Behavior Is Soooo Not Cute

We have this new girl at work who isn’t very bright, which is fine, but she’s also lazy. She has obviously coasted by on looks and being all “cute.” She gets back half an hour late from her lunch break, and a coworker points this out.

Coworker: “You took a ninety-minute lunch.”

New Girl: “Yeah, sorry, but I met a cute guy, and we had a really nice chat! I think he’s going to take me out to dinner!”

Coworker: “Don’t you have a boyfriend?”

New Girl: “Yeah, but this guy is soooo cute! I hope you don’t think any less of me?”

Coworker: “How could I think any less of you?”

New Girl: “Aww, thanks!”

She waltzes away, and I turn to my coworker.

Me: “She has no idea you just insulted her, does she?”

Coworker: “Nope, but I wasn’t expecting her to. She’s the reason there are instructions on shampoo.”