This Adventure Has Real Teeth

| Romantic | August 6, 2012

(I am at the dentist waiting to get my braces tightened, when my boyfriend sends me a text wondering what I’m up to.)

Boyfriend: “What’re you doing?”

Me: “Getting prepared to battle my evil nemesis Night Brace, and his young sidekick Tooth Decay!”

Boyfriend: “Wow. Busy morning!”

Me: “Yeah, what’s a girl to do?”

Boyfriend: “Pull out her gat?”

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