Third Time’s A Scone

Me: “Excuse me, I don’t see any more blueberry yogurt muffins in the display. Are there more back in the kitchen?”

Employee: “Yeah, I think so! Hold on.”

(The employee comes back out a few moments later with a strawberry yogurt parfait.)

Employee: “Here you go.”

Me: “Oh, sorry… I’m looking for a blueberry yogurt muffin.”

Employee: “Oops! Sorry. Hold on…”

(The employee goes back into the kitchen, and comes back out with a blueberry yogurt parfait.)

Employee: “You’re lucky! This is the last one with blueberries!”

Me: “No, no. I’m looking for blueberry yogurt MUFFINS. They’re muffins that you make with yogurt?”

Employee: “OOOHH! I got it. Ha, sorry, long day!”

Me: “No problem! I’m having a long day, too.”

Employee: “At least it’s Friday! Hold on, just one more second.”

(The employee goes back into the kitchen yet again, and comes out with a cranberry scone.)

Employee: “That’ll be two dollars!”

Me: *giving up* “…Yeah, okay.”