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Thinks Very Harley Of Himself

| Friendly | July 16, 2016

(We are at a dinner table with ten strangers.)

Me: “What does everyone do?”

(Everyone at the table shares what they do for a living.)

Me: “I work for Harley-Davidson.”

Uptight Gentleman: “Let me tell you why Harleys are awful motorcycles.”

(He goes on a fifteen-minute tangent on Harleys.)

Me: “Would you like to know the worst thing about owning a Harley? Every time I stop at a traffic light, somebody rolls down their window and says, ‘Nice Bike.'”

Uptight Gentleman’s Wife: “That never happens to us on our BMW.”

Me: “That’s why I ride a Harley!”

(We never saw them again!)