Think Of The Pastabilities

I see one of the new girls eating a bowl of plain pasta on her break.

Me: “Is that just plain pasta?”

New Girl: “Yeah.”

My young daughter has issues with food flavors and textures, so I’m about to ask if it’s like that when she adds:

New Girl: “I’m trying to cut down on carbs.”

Me: “Uh… pasta is carbs.”

New Girl: *Stuffs her face.* “Less carbs than pasta and sauce!”

Me: “I… suppose?”