Think Before You Wink

, , , | Right | July 3, 2019

(I work in a hotel.)

Guest: “Hello, I’d like to check in.”

Me: “Certainly.”

(We go through the check-in process, which includes verifying address, name, days of stay, rate, etc.)

Guest: *as he’s leaving to go upstairs* “And, uh, can you put me in for an extra few days?” *winks*

Me: “Sorry, sir, but we’re sold out for the rest of the week.”

Guest: “No! Of course, you can!” *winks again*

Me: “Sorry, I can’t.”

Guest: “But I winked!”

Me: “That doesn’t make a room magically appear.”

Guest: *throws a fit*

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