Think Before You Touch

(I am a nursing student. My boyfriend and I are sitting on the couch as he is asking me names of different muscles and bones. As I answer, I point to their location on my own body.)

Boyfriend: “So, do you touch yourself when you study alone?”

Me: “Excuse me?!”

Boyfriend: “Do you touch yourself? You should touch yourself when you study. It seems to help.”

(At this point I am dying laughing. He looks at me, confused, then a look of realization comes over his face.)

Boyfriend: “No! I mean, do you touch – I mean – use your finger! I mean… I say stupid things.”