Things Will Only Get Purse From Here

(I recently started my first job at a popular fast food chain. After clocking out of my third shift, I go into the back room to grab my things and find one of my coworkers digging through her purse.)

Coworker: “Ugh! I hate these things! I wish I could carry a wallet but my husband says they’re unladylike!”

Me: *without thinking* “Screw your husband!”

Coworker: *turns to look at me, deadpan* “Oh, believe me. I do.”

(She walked away as I began to wheeze with laughter.)