Things Are Looking Up

(I just finished putting dinner away, and sit back on the couch to finish watching our show.)

Husband: “Wait, stand back up! You’re sitting on something.”

Me: “Huh? What did I sit on?”

(I stand up and look around.)

Husband: “Oh, since you’re up, would you fix me another drink?”

Me: *catching on* “Screw you! Make your own drink.”

Husband: *laughing* “It was worth a shot!”