Things Are All Swell

| Romantic | February 10, 2012

(I’ve just had my wisdom tooth removed, and have been told to eat only soft cool foods for a few days. My boyfriend and I are driving back from the supermarket.)

Me: “Hey, does my face look swollen?”

Boyfriend: “Well, I can’t see right now cause you’re on a weird angle.”

Me: “No, I mean, have you noticed if its looking swollen?”

Boyfriend: “Well, your face always looks lop-sided, so…”

(My smile fades, and I give him the death stare.)

Boyfriend: *laughing* “No! You’re beautiful. Even if your face is lop-sided.”

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