No Such Thing As A Clean Getaway
(I’m a housekeeper for an apartment building. The residents can get free cleaning every day, or decline if they wish to. There’s an old man that lives alone with his dog, and lately he’s been declining cleaning. We maids are happy, because it means less work for us. One day, he moves out.)
Manager: “Okay, get a crew in there for some deep cleaning!”
(Crew goes and returns.)
Crew: “You’re not going to believe this!”
(The manager went in to see. The apartment was totally destroyed. The manager called the police. Turned out the dog had some kind of untreated infection on his skin and rubbed on the walls, causing massive stains everywhere, and the old man had an infection on his head and bled all over the bed. The old man was arrested and fined for cruelty to animals and causing thousands of dollars in damage!)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.