Thing Before You Speak

| Romantic | April 28, 2012

(My girlfriend and I are hanging out between lectures. I’m reading a magazine while she is checking her emails, only to discover her lecture has been rescheduled to an awkward time.)

Girlfriend: “D*** it! I hate everything!”

Me: *indignantly* “Hey, I’m a thing!”

(A few minutes later, upon receiving more bad news.)

Girlfriend: “Ah, screw everything!”

Me: *smiling* “…I’m a thing.”

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