Thigh Fighter

, , , , | Right | August 12, 2019

(Sitting down with my friends after ordering some food, I see the following exchange from a young man who ordered just before us.)

Customer: “Man… what the f*** is this?!” *gets up and goes to the counter*

Cashier: “Can I help you with something, sir?”

Customer: “Why did you give me dark meat?! I specifically asked for a white-meat thigh!”

Cashier: *appearing thoroughly confused* “Sir, thighs are a dark meat. I cannot get you a white-meat thigh.”

Customer: “I can’t eat dark meat! You should know that!”

Cashier: “Sir? How am I supposed to know that? You ordered thigh meat.”

Customer: “Give me white meat!”

Cashier: “If you would like, we can replace your meal.”

Customer: “I don’t care what you can do! I can only eat white meat! Give me white meat!”

(The cashier quickly runs to the back and gets a fresh meal and hands it to him, free of charge.)

Customer: “That’s what I’m f****** talking about! Don’t ever let this s*** happen again!”

(The customer proceeded to sit down and eat both meals.)

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