It’s Hair-Raising Heir-Raising

(My six-year-old son is playing video games, and therefore is a bit distracted. His grandma, my mother-in-law, comes in the front door, damp from the rain, having just returned from the store.)

Wife: “Did you survive?”

Mother-In-Law: “Huh?”

Wife: “Did you survive? You’re looking a bit harried.”

Son: *butting in* “You always look hairy, Grandma!”