They’ve Had Too Many Shots

A customer points to a bottle of alcohol.

Customer: “Can you tell me the alcohol content of that one there?”

Me: “Yep, it’s 15%.”

Customer: “Is that for the bottle or each shot?”

Me: “Ermmm… Both; it’s 15%.”

Customer: “Yes, but is that for the whole bottle or per shot?!”

Me: *Pause* “Yes, it’s per shot.”

Customer: “Okay, great. I’ll have four!”