They’ve Been (Intimi)Dating For Too Long

| Romantic | July 12, 2016

(I’m very tired and have gotten pretty silly. My fiancé decides to put me to bed but discovers he has to stay with me to keep me there. I have just pretended to try to bite him. He doesn’t react.)

Me: *pouts* “I’m too much of a kitten to be very intimidating, aren’t I?”

Fiancé: “Yeah. You’re a kitten at your MOST intimidating.”

Me: *pauses to contemplate* “What am I at my least intimidating?”

Fiancé: “A plankton?”

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