They’re In A Vegetative State

, , , , | Working | March 21, 2018

(A new coworker is starting on the cold buffet at our restaurant. Her team manager is giving her the first tour. He’s okay, and somewhat funny.)

Team Manager: “You know what this is?”

New Coworker: “Lettuce.”

Team Manager: “Nope, it’s cabbage.”

(He carries on with the tour, showing her the entire cold buffet, which also contains soups, sandwiches, salads, and vegetables. Then, they move on to the warm buffet.)

Team Manager: “This is where we do the stir-frying with bami, rice, and everything. People can choose their own vegetables. Oh, by the way… You know what this is?” *picks up a vegetable from the buffet*

New Coworker: “Lettuce.”

Team Manager: “No, it’s still cabbage.”

(She also described garlic as “those small onions,” and even asked what tomatoes were. She didn’t last long.)

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