They’re Useful For Clawing Creeps
(I have long fingernails that usually have artwork on them. A guy about 20 years my senior comes up to me when I’m reaching for an item on a shelf.)
Guy: “Wow, I really love your nails!”
Me: “Oh, thank you.”
Guy: “I hope you have someone who appreciates what those nails can do!”
Me: “Uh, I do.”
Guy: “Does he treat you like a princess? Because if not, I know of someone who will.”
Me: “Oh, he does.”
Guy: “Do you suppose we could clone you?”
Me: “Uh…I don’t think the world needs more than one of me.”
Guy: “I guess it would be unethical. Well, bye now! You take care of those nails!”
(He walks off. I go to find my boyfriend and stay with him until we’re done shopping.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?