Has A Finger In Every Pie

(My boyfriend and I are relaxing in his dorm room talking about random subjects before going to bed, and we get onto the subject of each other.)

Boyfriend: “You’re such a cutie pie!”

Me: “Well you’re a perfect pie!”

Boyfriend: “A perfect pie?”

Me: “You’re like one slice of every good pie put together into one giant perfect pie! Apple, banana cream, French silk, Hershey’s, pumpkin, all of them into one pie!”