They’re Talking About Different Kinds Of Rings

(My husband and I are on our way to Burning Man. There are more than a few kinky themed events. We don’t typically participate in them as we are more the monogamous nerdy type. Regardless, it’s fun to read through the guide and see how the kinkier half lives. I’m reading aloud to him when I come across a bondage camp offering classes and free ‘playtime’ on their equipment.)

Me: “Ooh!” *wiggling my eyebrows* “This camp has open dungeon time.”

Husband: *looks up with genuine excitement* “Like, we could kill orcs, and get experience points and stuff?!”

Me: “And that, my love, is why we will never be the cool kids.”